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Google Voice transcribes my voicemails into text, or at least it tries to.
They’re usually pretty inaccurate, but this one topped them all.
This is what it came up with when my mom left me a voicemail.
Oh, and she doesn’t speak English.
"wow you are really cute:) but you look like you take it up the butt."
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Um WOW. Why the hell does everyone think I’m gay?!
"Today, I was at the doctor with my son, he was looking at a children’s book I remembered having as a kid. I then noticed it had my name written in the front in my mothers handwriting. We sold this at a garage sale 15 years ago before moving from the other side of the country. MLIA"

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"Today, I was lying in bed late at night trying to fall asleep. I blew my nose on a kleenex and was too lazy to get up and put it in the garbage. I threw it under my bed when I heard a whispery voice say “Thank you”. It was my little brother trying to scare me. I peed myself. FML"

On 07/23/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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